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SQL: Where you spend half your time writing queries and half your time explaining why the database isn't magic. Our collection is for the people who've debugged a JOIN at 2 AM, optimized something into existence, and somehow became responsible for everyone's data disasters.

Wear it: Your schema is probably better than theirs.

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SELECT * FROM people WHERE intelligence > rock - Men's

SELECT * FROM people WHERE intelligence > rock - Men's

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SELECT * FROM people WHERE iq > 0 - Men's

SELECT * FROM people WHERE iq > 0 - Men's

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SELECT * FROM people WHERE intelligence > rock - Women's

SELECT * FROM people WHERE intelligence > rock - Women's

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SELECT * FROM people WHERE iq > 0 - Women's

SELECT * FROM people WHERE iq > 0 - Women's

From $22.98